Rubarbatoesinairianism.

Rubartoesinairianism is a planet, in a far away galaxy.

Here are some facts you need to know about this planet:

*It lies deep within the hearts of embryo lips and conch face

*Embryo Lips and Conch Face's names read: Lauren darling-filby & Ruth Read on their birth certificate. (Unfortunately there was a big mixup at birth.)

* Embryo Lips resides in a quaint igloo in the north-western suburbs of rubarbatoesinairianism. Whilst Conch Face's main location is in a tree house close to the vertinga lake.

* The people of rubarbatoesinairianism call themselves rubarboits.

* Conch Face owns a bubble in which she uses to protect the rubarboits from the local natives.

* The local jedi may be spotted skooting around in his zippy spaceship, after making frequent visits to the embryos igloo.

*Bushweek is known as the national holiday in which all rubarboits create menice and scurrying. Red Cordial is the fuel for this week, as the rains pour through and puddle jumping, cow herding, 24hr dressups, bush jumping, and soda bulb blowups commence.

Rubarbatoesinairianism is inhabited by pacnuts and parignahs. These lovely creatures spawned from the same beast, except they evolved differently. The pacnuts got taken in and domesticated whilst the parignah was left to fend for himself out in the wild.

The Pacnut.

The pacnut is the gentler and more queezy of the two. It creates a shundering environment and aura when played with and always responds immediately to suttle gestures of rubarbiotis.

The movement of the pacnut is not one to discern. It vibrates along with its back bodess causing the bottom half of its body to bounce along the surface with great speed and agility. It is able to move quick and swiftly but unfortunatly due to such domestication the pacnut would rather vibrate along at a steady pace with a monotone movement of side to side. But alas, do not underestimate the pacnut too much for they have great mouth speeds in which they choose to excel in. The pacnut has the ability to open and close its mouth 10 times within the time frame of 0.1 seconds. Amazing ability for such a mustard coloured creature.

The parignah

The parignah is usually described by local rubarboits as a mix between plumetting potato mash attacked by the power of the ant queen, and carrot sticks.

It is much more aggressive and blunt compared to the gentle pacnut. The parignah zips through the forest collecting all sorts of garnished goods. It will not answer to anyone and would rather do its own thing to reap his own rewards.

Due to his large bodess and not so large wings the parignah is at a loss due to porportions. Yes he is able to fly, and at a quick speed but the parignah finds that his body will flop to either side when in flight. This is not always a minor disadvantage when a clear sight of destination is needed. But the parignah is able to get by, and that he does magnificantly.